Tiny Troopers - PC Game Review

Tiny Troopers is a top-down shooter.

The graphics are very good, although the cutesy style might be annoying to some (it certainly is to me).

I understand it originally was an iPhone game, and it really shows in the gameplay. It is quite simple - right-click at your enemy to shoot, left-click to move. You also get some extras such as grenades, med packs and more, and you can order them using points, as well as a lot of stuff before a level (upgrades for armor, range, fire rate, as well as specialists with grenades or heavy weapons).

I really, really hate it. I don't think I have ever reviewed a game I disliked so much.

Everything is a said in an annoying cutesy style - and quite repetitive. The music is repetitive. The gameplay is really no fun at all to me.

Not recommended. At all.


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