Pixeljunk Monsters - PC Game Review

Pixeljunk Monster is a tower defense game.

I hate it. I hate the way to select tower types - a ring, which makes sense on a controller, but is silly with a keyboard (there may be shortcuts, but I didn't see them on the instructions). I hate walking slowly gathering coins. I hate the monsters, which look silly, and not in a fun a way. I hate the graphics. I really hate the music - which is instantly awful then made worse by also being repetitive. The sounds are annoying.

I have rarely had a game rub me the wrong way in so many ways at once, without it being about bugs. But no, here it is just the game design.

Really not recommended.

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